They said to play it louder than hell,
We promised that we would.
video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh
video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*
video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
Video game: *has you enter a really open area with lots of cover*
As if that has anything to do with marriage.